As this brochure reveals, "Virtual Reality" is sweeping the nation. But what is it, exactly? "It is nothing less than a technology that can virtually re-create reality—every sight, sound, smell, touch and sensation of any human experience can be duplicated, 'cloned,' with a system that simulates all the sensations of the Real McCoy, and allows a subject (you, for example) to experience and enjoy the little episode as if you were really there; no human being can tell the difference." Whoa! But what's even more incredible is that you can own just such a "VR" system for only $39.95—that's right! You can start boinking anyone or anything you want for pocket change. No computer needed! Of course, there are three stringent requirements before you are allowed to purchase the Cybersex® Home VR Simulator System: 1. You must be at least 18 years of age. 2. You must send Cybertech Systems the name and address of someone who also "shares your interests in entertainment." and 3. You cannot be an employee or relative of an employee of Cybertech Systems. Do you qualify for this miracle of technology? Dare to enter this new realm of personal exploration!

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(Ed. Note: This is actually my favorite direct-mail solicitation of all time. The copywriting is so entertainingly loaded with pseudo-science and carnival-barker claims. I've always wondered what they would've sent you for your $39.95… does anyone know? Tell me! )

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