As we all know, gas-guzzling, road-hogging, air-polluting, car-crushing, giant SUVs are a scourge upon the Earth. Which makes them the perfect vehicle for women who will never, ever require four-wheel-drive or the hauling capacity of a moving van. Or at least that's the philosophy behind this flowery GMC brochure for the Envoy, a humongous go-nowhere SUV. According to a lovely note signed by the director of the "GM Women's Initiative Team," the Envoy "anticipates your every need." Yes, it's not just an oversized truck plastered with chrome, leather, and fake wood—the Envoy is actually a vehicle for the kind of personal empowerment women so often seek. "You see, at GMC, we understand that between family, work and plain old life, there's no real time for you." Except, perhaps, when you're barreling down a city street behind the wheel of a 4,650 lb. truck that you mistakenly think handles like a sports car. As an additional incentive, GMC offers women who test-drive the Envoy a $100 spa visit—because this global mega-corporation cares.

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